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S2. Ep. 4 How do I deal with the intense pain of a breakup?

By Sarah Robinson on February 23, 2021

In this episode Sarah and Jade talk about the board game they made, as a gift to listeners on Valentine’s Day. It’s called ‘Heartbreaks and Ladders’, and is free for a limited time. (Download it here.) Sarah plays an excerpt from psychologist Guy Winch’s 2017 TedX Talk, about why you shouldn’t idealise your ex (and …

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S2. Ep. 3 You are fucking awesome

By Sarah Robinson on February 22, 2021

Just a lil message from Sarah to say you are fucking great. Happy Valentine’s Day! x

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S2. Ep. 2 How to turn your ex into a cockroach (V Day Special)

By Sarah Robinson on February 13, 2021

Sarah and Jade discuss naming your ex after a cockroach and then feeding it to an animal at the zoo. Jade answers a question from a listener who wants to know what she can do to get through Valentine’s Day as a single person, without feeling like shit. Show notes Buy a Valentine’s Day card …

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S. 2 Ep. 1 You’re not single. You’re eligible as fuck

By Sarah Robinson on January 20, 2021

Sarah and Jade dissect a clip by Katherine Ryan about the double standard between how single men and single women are viewed. Jade answers a question from a listener who is struggling with her best friend acting smug about her new boyfriend on social media. What the fuck should she do? Sarah and Jade are …

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Ep. 21 How to survive being single over Christmas

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In the final episode of 2020, Jade and Sarah talk about how to deal with Christmas when you’re single. Jade answers a question from a listener who just got dumped before the holidays, and is dreading being asked about her boyfriend at Christmas parties. Show notes Buy yourself something awesome this Christmas (or whenever). Check …

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Ep. 20 How do I convince my ex to take me back?

By Sarah Robinson on December 8, 2020

Jade answers a listener question from someone who wants to know how to convince the ‘love of their life’ to take them back. We discuss whether it’s ever a good idea to fight for love, or let it go. Sarah shares her tested step-by-step guide for getting the fuck out of the house you shared …

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Ep. 19 How to date without using dating apps

By Sarah Robinson on December 1, 2020

Jade answers a listener question about how to date without using dating apps. Turns out you totally can meet people IRL, although it may mean putting down your phone. Sarah talks about the science of friends – how many to have, and what kind of people to avoid. Turns out smoking durries is just as …

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Ep. 18 Ten mins of crack

By Sarah Robinson on

Sarah gives you 10 minutes of crack to help you through your break up. A short but powerful lil episode for anyone going through heartbreak right now. Jade is sick so lower your expectations and embrace Sarah’s crass comfort. Also. A special announcement about a cool thing launching this Friday, and how to contribute to …

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Ep. 17 Ex horror stories – a Halloween special

By Sarah Robinson on October 27, 2020

It’s Halloween so we’re sharing horror stories about the scariest and creepiest monsters of all time. YOUR. EXES. This episode throws our usual format out the window, because we’re wild bitches. You’ll hear Jade provide expert commentary on the science of zombies. Sarah offer to put candy in her vagina in order to attract a …

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Ep. 16 Breakups are hard but so are other penises

By Sarah Robinson on October 13, 2020

Sarah talks about crawling her way out of the dick sand, and goes through a bunch of wisdom harvested from Fuck off and die’s Instagram following (it’s really good!). Jade answers a listener question about what to do when coupled friends treat your broken love life as comedy fodder. Our second breakup book At around …

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