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Happy V Day Card

$7.00

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Valentine’s Day can suck my dick. Oh, I don’t have one? Well, it can lick my vagina. Actually, that makes Valentine’s Day sound pretty fun. Anyway, buy this card for your mate or for yourself, because why should couples get all the cool shit?

Interior message: A dick in yo hole don’t make you whole.

$1 per card goes to a Women’s Shelter. That makes you fucking rad ass.

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