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Ep. 11 Who gets to keep the sex toys?

By Sarah Robinson on August 4, 2020

Sarah and Jade discuss the horror of being 21 in an Instagram world where everyone has the same face, then marvel at the emotional maturity of The Baby Sitters Club. Sarah talks about the power of deleting your ex from all of your shared accounts, as well as their mother.

Jade answers a listener question about who gets to keep the sex toys. Both Sarah and Jade agree that a board with rusty nails on it is not a sex toy and that vaginas are sacred and should not be entered by men with long fingernails. Ethical porn and composting are also discussed.

Show notes

Book activity

Listener question

  • Who gets to keep the sex toys?
  • Here’s an article about that by Medium.
  • And another one, in case our advice sucked.


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