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Clawing my way out of the casual dick vortex

By Sarah Robinson on June 2, 2017

I love the idea of casual sex so much. I even tried it a handful of times, and in most instances, enjoyed it thoroughly. But around a day after the deed I felt like crap. I know this isn’t the case for every woman. In fact, I’m envious of those who can fuck a guy and walk away without feels. …

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Condoms aren’t my thing, but neither is chlamydia

By Sarah Robinson on May 9, 2017

When I was in a relationship I looked back on my dating days with a nauseating wistful nostalgia. I remembered getting dressed up, going to dinner, charming men with my witticisms (I’m not saying my memory was accurate), and wild, raucous sex. I didn’t remember wondering: If they were going to call (yep, I dated …

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My ex is on social! Can I murder him now?

By Sarah Robinson on April 18, 2017

Unless your ex actually fucks off and dies, there’s a good chance you’ll encounter him on social media. Or, if you’re like me and most other women I know, you’ll actively search for him in a wild trance, only to later ask yourself, ‘what exactly was I trying to achieve?’ Maybe something like: Oh, look at his shitty life, he …

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Thanks for coming legends

By Sarah Robinson on April 3, 2017

Thanks so much to everyone who came to the launch of Fuck off and die. I was pretty sure no one would show up, but you did, and I am amazed by that. Leaving the house at the best of times can be a fucked-up exercise, so the fact you did means the world. You …

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Don’t break up alone

By Sarah Robinson on March 20, 2017

When I first asked my ex to move out of our house, I did it alone. For the next few days I moped around in a huge purple dressing gown that made me look like a Telly Tubby. I didn’t tell anyone what had happened, and it didn’t even occur to me to do so. …

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Come to a shitty party with me please

By Sarah Robinson on March 14, 2017

Oh hey there! Doing much Thursday 30 March between 5 and 7pm? Wanna be my date? It’s okay, I promise I won’t write a book about you. We can hold hands and look deeply into each other’s eyes and discuss whether or not the world is too overpopulated for us to have our own super …

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Swipe left on guys posing with unconscious animals – and other rules for Tinder

By Sarah Robinson on

Okay. You’re probably not even thinking about online dating right now. Especially if you’ve just had your heart ripped out by some fucker. If you are, who the fuck cares there’s no right or wrong way to get through a break up. Do it. Don’t do it. But if you do, be safe. And I …

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Why the fuck does this website exist?

By Sarah Robinson on

I went through a big fuck off break up a while back, and in between binge drinking evenings plagued by chain smoking durries, I read lots of articles about how to get through that shitty time. Some helped. Some just downright pissed me off. How the fuck was I supposed to meditate when I could …

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